Monday, April 16, 2007

Butchin' up the husband....

The neighbor has been "butchin' up" my pansy ass sissy husband who whines, bitches and moans at the moment you bring up any sort of work that requires his ass to get off the couch and drop the remote from his hard or that requires him to get his ass out of his computer chair from staring at his "games" that are certainly dropping his IQ by the minute.

Last Tuesday when we returned from the peds office where my children were diagnosed with strep we noticed that our neighbor Mr Joe was standing in the road by our front yard looking up at the trees. I assumed that out electric went out or something like that and I asked that question. He informed us that no we had electric but he could hear a tree moaning. Well He and the DH identified the tree and Mr Joe offered to get the chain saw and take it down. Well as badly cracked as this tree is they were able to just push it down. Mr Joe immediately offered to get his chain saw and cut it into smaller pieces but the DH turned him down with a "The kids are sick and Mic he lle will need help with them".

Sunday (after my husbands VERY LONG RECOVERY FROM FOOD POISONING) he came outside to watch the kids ride their bikes. Well Mr Joe came on over and said, "Hey Dar ren you off today. Wanna cut up that tree?" Mr Joe could probably hear our grass crying that was dying from the tree pushing on it. ;) So my husband and our awesome neighbor cut the tree up while I was talking to another Neighbor Mrs Glenna. Mr Joe offered to drop the other tree next to it and Dar ren tried to balk at the idea. He looked at me to be the bad guy and before I could say no thank you. Mrs Glenna said, "You sure should do it while you got the saw out." THANK YOU GLENNA!!!

The DH and the 2 younger ones cleaned up the branches ect while I went to dance. Well, I (with a little help from HIM) had stacked the big stuff and they did the little stuff. Today the husband went out and dropped another small tree (we have like 10 that needs dropped)

Dar ren came in and said to me..."Are you trying to Butch me up a bit?" I replied, "Go I hope it works...You are such a whiny little girl". I really hate to insult girls because we know that we are the STRONGER sex. If you have any questions about that you can refresh your memory here.

4 comments:

Linda said...

I need to find a neighbor that will butch up mine! ;-)

mom2babybirds said...

See, Rich needs a neighbor he can butch up. Without a woodburning fireplace, he no longer has an excuse to pull out the chainsaw. Boy, I'm sure our old neighbors are glad WE moved!

Michelle said...

Hey Jen, tell Rich to head up this way with his chain saw. We have like 9 or 10 trees that we still need to drop. He can play with the chain saw all he likes here. :)

Leanna said...

Hee Hee I love it. I'm glad you stood your ground.