All 42 inches

Tonight we had a birthday party for my brother. He turned 27. Well, I was telling my SIL that my husband found his penis extension. (AKA flat screen TV) I said, "He wanted the 55 inch one, however when he saw the 42 inch he decided that is what he wanted." SIL says, "Really? He is getting one?" I sort of looked at her funny and realized that she had no clue what I was talking about. To which then I started laughing very hard and could not stop. I nearly peed my pants. I had to say, "SIL do you realize 41 inches is nearly 4ft long." Then she started laughing and I had to explain that it was a TV. This would be the penile extension that he wanted.