Tuesday, December 05, 2006

The Difference between a MAN and A WOMAN...

Tonight while I was working (and chatting online to 2 of my many favorite gals) I hear Darren say something. I could not hear him over my machine so I stopped the machine.

Me: "What did you say?"
Darren: "You plugged up the toilet?"
Me: "YOU were in YOUR bathroom last"
Darren: "Well I just peed and the toilet is plugged up. Where is the plunger?"
Me: "Upstairs"
Darren: "OMG!" *Said in a panicked voice*
Me: "WHAT?" *Said in a VERY ANNOYED VOICE"
Darren: "The toilet it over flowing!!!!!"
Me: "GET THE DAMN PLUNGER!!!!!"
He JUST STANDS THERE
Me: "NOW DAMMIT!!!! MOVE MOVE MOVE!"
He runs up the stairs. I grab towels put them on the ceramic tile. Start bailing water with the garbage can. He tried to plunge the toilet. But HE has taken his contacts out.
Me: "Give this to me"
Darren: "I can plunge a toilet"
Me: "Wanna try to cover the HOLE then"
Darren: "Well, I cant see!"
Me: "THAT IS WHY I SAID GIVE IT TO ME"
I plunge the toilet the water level drops and he says..."I'll give you something alright Baby!" To which I replied. Clean up the floor. THAT you can GIVE ME.

I later said to him. "What the hell took you so long. 'OMG! THE TOILET IS OVERFLOWING" and you just STAND THERE!!!" He answered...."I had to think". *ROLLS EYES*

LESSON: Men cannot think while moving. They have to be standing completely still. This is why men cannot multitask.

6 comments:

Amy S said...

Michelle I am roflpimp!!! This was so funny!!

Meg - Bad Homeschool Mom said...

LOL, typical!! ha ha ha!!! MEN!

Wendi said...

What I Learned From Living With a Little Boy Who Insisted on Wiping His Bottom Several Times With Gigantic Handfuls of TP: Quickly lift the top off the tank and pull up on the floaty bar. It stops the water from running and making the mess bigger and bigger and bigger. Then, you can bark orders at other family members to get plungers and towels and mops and bleach while you stand there holding the floaty, thereby avoiding any of the really "dirty" work.

Anna B said...

Men are like cats; fun to look at, but you don't really want one in the house.

susan said...

LMAO

I think Anna's comment should replace cats w/ the word snake ; )

Jessica said...

LMAO that is too funy and oh so true. I hate it when I ask DH to do something and he just looks at me. Short sentances and loud tones seem to get my point across well with him. Kinda like with the kids.