A few little funnies...

Today at lunch Hann ah saw a young couple cuddling. He had his head on the girls chest, very near her breast. Hann ah yells, "Look mommy she is breastfeeding her little boy too".

After a 22 month 6 day break my least favorite aunt paid me a visit. I was prepared here for her, however since I had to be out and about today and I am not in the habit of packing tam pons I left without any today. So after I picked the kids up from Bible School we headed to the best pharmacy in the whole wide world (C V S) and purchased tam pons. Ga be asked me what I in the box and I informed him tam pons. He then asked me what they were for and I was unable to think fast enough on my feet. That question earned a text message to my resident expert mom on call and she aided my brain in answering he big question.

Then the poor kid is probably scarred for life. We were at Jo Ann Fabric and we were in the bathroom. So I attempted to very discreetly and quietly replace said previously purchased item and Ga be had to turn around in time to see red and he went hysterical. In tears crying that I was bleeding to death and that we needed to call Dad dy at work. I needed to go to the hospital. I say he was HYSTERICAL would be putting it mildly. Of course the bathroom had to be full of people and it took me 20 minutes to settle him down. Of course now everyone in Jo ann fabric KNOWS that AF is here. You have to cut me a little slack on this people. I have only had her visit 5 times since May 2001.