Sunday, May 21, 2006

Dance Classes....

We have been discussing what summer dance classes the kids are going to take. So Friday night at dinner the kids and I were sitting around the table. (Darren was at work) And this is how the discussion went...

LB: What classes are we taking this summer?
Me: Hannah is taking preballet/tumbling. You and Gabe are taking ballet and tap.
LB: Mommy, when I am 5 can I take pole dancing lessons?
Me: I do not think so. I think you have to be a bit taller to spin effectively around the pole. You might want to ask your father about that.
LB: I will do that.

I was thinking to myself...I bet you will. She forgets NOTHING. So this morning Darren is getting ready to leave for work...This is how it goes...

LB: Daddy, I have to ask you something.
Darren: Yes honey
LB: When I am 5 can I take pole dancing lessons?
Darren: Umm, I DO NOT THINK SO!!! Ummm....NO!!!!
LB: How about when I am 6?
Darren: How about NEVER?

The conversation was dropped there. Later LB tells me. I asked Daddy if I could take pole dancing lessons when I was 5. I said, Oh really what did he say? She replies....He said never. But that just won't work.

LMAO.... Please DO NOT let all the money that I am putting into dance class go towards my daughters future career as a pole dancer.

:)

In other dance news... Recital is in 2.5 weeks. The kids dance number is sort of like a train wreck. It is just something you cannot stop watching even though it is horrifying.

Organized sports....
My Nephew plays Tball. I went to their first game. Now let me tell you. THAT is hysterical. Little 5 year olds playing TBALL is so much fun. They all did a great job but there are a few that just make you laugh. The day I went there was a little boy who obviously had to pee. He gets up to bat and he is yanking on his crotch. My brother, mom and I start snickering. We just KNOW what this kid needs. He gets into position (and their coach was pitching to them) and the kid drops his bath to grab at his crotch again. I am telling you...my sick MOM humor about did me in. Kid finally gets on base and he is just a grabbing at his crotch. They finally take the field and this kid is short stop. He continues to have these issues with his crotch. Finally it must have gotten too much for him and the kid comes running off the field in the middle of a play and runs straight to the bleachers to find his mom. Mom and Kid run off to the Port a Po tty. Really it was priceless. I cannot wait until next year when my kids can play. It is going to be so much fun.

3 comments:

Kate said...

I am just ROFLOL about LB and her career aspirations.

Wendy said...

Too funny Michelle!!!! I just about spit my tea up thru my nose while laughing!

Meg - Bad Homeschool Mom said...

But the dance recitals are cutest when they are little :) LMAO about the pole dancing, too funny!! So glad F's CF test was neg, what a relief! Think of ya'll!

Meg