The kids...

Just a few funnies from the past few days...

Lindsay talking to Hannah in the livingroom before we left for dance.

Lindsay: "Hannah, you need to work on your 'postulance' when doing your plie."

Hannah: "What?"

Lindsay: "You know, your 'postulance'!"

Hannah: * Insert Scowling Look that only Hannah can give. Ask Carie ;) *

Lindsay: "You know...STAND UP STRAIGHT-'POSTULANCE'!!!"

Me: "Sweetheart, you mean POSTURE."

Lindsay: "Well then what is 'postulance'?"

Me: "I think you mean 'POSTULANT'."

Lindsay: "Well the Sound of Music....."



Valentine's Day-

We are sitting at the dining room table having a candle light dinner with the kids. We were teaching them proper terminology for some words. Urinate, ect...

Darren: * Holding a piece of steak on his fork * "I am going to masturbate my steak."

Me: :-O

Darren: * BLUSH * "I said I am going to MASTICATE my steak"

Me: * Smacking head just waiting *

Gabe: "What is masturbate?"

Me: "Gabe, Daddy meant MASTICATE. Meaning CHEW"

Gabe: "Well then what is masturbate?"

Me: * Looks at Darren thinking how he will pay later knowing that Gabe will not drop this * "Well Gabe...gives medical explanation"

Gabe: "Cool"

Today on the way to dance I have an extra child in my car we will call her Clara. Lindsay was gabby and talking with Clara (who is 6) about how crazy their daddy's are...

Lindsay: "My daddy said he was going to MASTURBATE his steak!"

Me: "Lindsay...ZIP IT! Clara do not forget to remind your mommy that we have a flower meeting on Friday."

Clara: "What is masturbate?"

Me: "Oh sweetheart, she said MASTICATE. That means to CHEW. He was going to CHEW his steak. Aren't you excited to see your recital costume today. Remind me to show you!"

Now I will have to explain to her mom on Friday if this is brought up again. LINDSAY had a sit down to discuss what she SHOULD and SHOULD NOT repeat!!! :)