As some of you know, I am working on starting a business. The husband has been pushing me (encouraging me) to gete motivated on this. So I asked for his help getting the tax forms signed and sent out and he volunteered to research where to get our webpage.
We decided that the business would be a sole proprietorship (so just MY name is on the business). He then decided to say to me. Since you cannot have employees and I am helping out I think that my pay should be in NOOKIE DOLLARS. I looked at him and said, "WHAT?" He then decided to explain...
Darren: Well, I get paid X amount of dollars an hour at my real job and I know you are too stubborn to pay me that in nookie dollars so I will be generous and say that I get $5 nookie dollars for an hour of working on your business.
Me: Yeah?
Darren: Well, I figure after I get X amount of nookie dollars then I could cash them in for NOOKIE. (Imagine a 15 year old horny boy when he said that)
Me: Really?
Darren: Yeah. Like after I get $100 nookie dollars I could cash them in for nookie.
Me: Buddy your an ass. First of all I am not CHEAP nor am I a whore. If I were to do this cpncept of yours just to touch would be $1000 nookie dollars and that would still be in a non sexual way. ASS!
Darren: I still think it is a great concept.
Me: That's okay because I am not a WHORE and I still think your an ass. AND if you want to collect Nookie Dollars that is just fine, because for everything I do for you I collect CANCEL OUT NOOKIE DOLLARS and you would never be able to cash any dollars in. But you are STILL AN ASS!
He was so proud of his little concept and he shared his idea with Lee (Uncle Dumpy) (Nicole Pikles husband). Of course Lee thought it was a great idea. I think Nicole is on the same page as me.
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I don't think there's a household anywhere in this country where the Nookie dollars would be more than the Non-Nookie dollars. If we did that at our house, poor B would never have sex again.
OMG I can't believe he was serious about that. I think I would have smacked him up-side the head..LOL
*shaking my head* Nookie dollars *shaking my head*
Shaking my head over here. They just don't get it, do they?
That's a man for ya!!
Oh he worries me on so many levels.
*rolling my eyes*
Its your duty to put out for free anyway, isn't it? ;)
darren, darren, darren ...
Well, a man can dream, I guess...
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