Just a little of this and that!

I am probably going to jinx myself if I write this, but dammit I am excited. If we do not go to the hospital before Thanksgiving Day, this will be THE LONGEST STRETCH between hospital visits since June. I am giddy excited with the thought that perhaps we have had our LAST hospitalization for a good long while. I am giddy with excited that perhaps I will not have to go back to Chicago until January 17th to see the neurosurgeon. He has been hospitalized 27 days since June 27th. OH MY GOD! I AM EXCITED!

I will tell you that I am (of course) a little freaked out that Gabe will end up in the hospital for the Holidays. I will be even more devastated to be away from the kids if that happens, but I refuse to think about it.

Must.Vent...

#1) At 3:30am after we have been up for 45 minutes because of such a loud (1 time bang of thunder) DON'T REACH OVER AND GRAB MY ASS!!!! I DON'T LIKE BEING GROPED! KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF. It is 3:30am, *I* will be up at 7am with 4 children and I am getting sick. YOU will sleep however long your little heart desires so DAMN YOU, keep your hands to yourself. Besides...DID YOU SHOWER TODAY? STAY AWAY!

#2) Loud Thunder. WHAT THE HELL!!! It was ONE bang of thunder. Loud enough to shake our windows in our house. Loud enough that I thought, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? Loud enough that both Mr I can't keep my hands to myself at 3:30am and I thought that it could have perhaps been a gas line that blew up.

#3) Fall. I happen to like my nicely wooded lot. I like not being able to see the house that is sort of behind us. Because when you wake up at 3am and cannot go back to sleep thinking someone's house blew up and I look out the back door and your freaking backyard looks like it is illumnated like a freaking football field for a night game it makes me concerned that your house did infact blow up, or atleast have a gas leak. Leaves stay on the damn trees!

#4) Said Neighbor with the Football Stadium lights in their back yard. Can you please atleast make your neighbors aware that you will be installing stadium lights in your back yard so that this fall your neighbors will not worry that your house has blown up. Besides...Your freaking lights illuminate my back yard. Did I tell you how much I like my yard when the leaves are on the tree?

#5) Mr. I cannot keep my hands to myself at 3:30am. Do Not even act all shocked when I very sternly tell you to keep your fucking hands to yourself at 3:30 AM. Before we had kids I did not want sex at 3:30am...and I sure as hell do not want it now. If you have the urge to grab someones ass. GRAB YOUR OWN! :) I rank this experience right up there with your complaints of me sticking my ice cold feet on your inner thigh in the middle of the night. SO.NOT.NICE!

This makes me laugh!

I saw this commercial while watching Grey's Anatomy the other night. Oh dear heavens it makes me laugh out loud! Whenever I need a little pick me up, I watch this silly commercial.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=c0OZvjeMiUM

Questions one will ask a Pharmacist....

Darren has gotten some really wild questions, however he has deemed this the question of the year. He was standing in the pharmacy working when a 20 something married woman came up to him and said she had a question...

Lady: What is it in men's STUFF that makes my throat hurt?
Darren: Excuse me?
Lady: What is it in men's stuff that makes my throat hurt?
Darren: Stuff???
Lady: You know, the STUFF they make?
Darren: ***LONG SILENCE*** * insert the smoke rolling out of his ears from trying to figure out WHAT stuff she is talking about * * insert light bulb going off over his head when he figures out exactly WHAT stuff she is talking about * I am not sure.
Lady: Oh, because it really makes my throat hurt.
Darren: Maybe you should talk to your doctor about this.

Dear Husband,

I would like to remind you that the next time you have a mini "fit" that our son is not wearing his Peyton Manning jersey on "game days", you might want to re-think that. Today since your little tantrum last week, I dug the jersey out of his closet. Why people feel that he should be a COLTS fan just because they are is beyond me. However, he proudly wore his jersey from half-time on. Of course he proudly wore it while he cheered on his current favorite team the PATRIOTS. (Thanks Dr. Frim ;) ) So, today the COLTS lost their FIRST game this season. Today was the FIRST day that Gabe wore his jersey. So, do you think that we should run an experiment and see if Gabe wears his jersey next Sunday, will the COLTS lose again?

WOOHOO GO PATRIOTS!!!!

Your LOVING wife,

Michelle

P.S. Your Jeff Gordon also only came in SEVETH place today and now is in SECOND place in the points standing. Of course, *I* would not be rubbing that is as my guy is in 6th and 13th.

Unhappy...

A few months ago I shared how the Evil Doers (the ones who wrote the nasty email to Miss Daisy stating they they were actually my dead grampa) emailed me very hateful things. Well, it has irritated me that they were actually still hitting my kodak gallery photogallery and looking at pictures of the kids. I opted not to post the halloween pictures on the caringbridge page because of them, well they still hit my Halloween pics. They hunted me down over at Ivillage. The only place that I posted a link to my pics. UGH!!! I think that my hands are pretty tied at the moment. But it is REALLY REALLY REALLY creepy! Sick Freaks!

Now I am not comfortable posting at IV anymore. UGH! UGH! I really don't like them.